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...where the True Secrets of the World are revealed!

Please enter password (even mentally!):

then guess which button to press below!
Click me, no click me, no - not him - me, better not click me

 

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To join Planet's Members Only Club, you must guess the password & enter it above, then guess the correct submittal button; you will be allowed only ONE chance!

If you guess wrong, you will be locked out of the Club forever and electronically mindwiped via your computer keyboard, although you should still be able to easily read and comprehend Planet Magazine and wear Members Only-brand jackets, if you so desire.

And we hope maybe you do.