Index of /PLANETMAG.COM

 Name                   Last modified       Size     Description


 Parent Directory       01-Oct-98 12:00      -  
 alien_plans.htm        01-Oct-98 12:00     854k     Complete Earth invasion kit
 img/alien_photos       14-Aug-97 01:44      -  
 passwords.htm          04-Oct-98 12:55     445k     White House (Above Lewinsky Level)
 guacamole_recipe.htm   13-Sep-98 20:25   1,200k     Tex-Mex-Alien version


WARNING!: You are not authorized to access this directory. The above links have been automatically disabled, although you have already seen too much. Do not attempt to flee, fool, for there is nowhere to hide! However, you will be allowed to live a "normal" life if you're willing to submit to a brainwipe via keyboard-to-fingertip induction (personally, we enjoyed the experience). So, to begin the process, click here, and begin reading the latest issue of Planet Magazine, a.k.a. "The True Voice of The Great Ones" (not to be confused with Jackie Gleason, The Great One. We get that all the time. Y'know, ruling the world at the bidding of Our Great Alien Overlords feels like more trouble than its worth. Too many annoying details to contend with, and don't even ask about the staffing and compensation problems we encounter with our far-flung network of resentment-prone agents. Bah, I say.).